we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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