We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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