"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
that is very illegal...i love you.
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