i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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