so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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