I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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