I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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