WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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