I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
did you just send me my own nude
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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