Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
