i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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