My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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