Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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