Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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