I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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