Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Green mimosas i think yes
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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