my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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