There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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