woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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