I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I need a beard to bite.
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