This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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