belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
