We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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