i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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