I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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