Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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