I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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