If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm like, not good at living.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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