when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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