Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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