I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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