wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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