did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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