maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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