Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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