So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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