from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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