I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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