I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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