you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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