Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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