Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
handjob tips. give me some.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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