Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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