I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You took a bar mat shot.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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