Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
