you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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