Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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