you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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