That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
