I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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